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Total Medals Earned: 152 (From 39 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,500 Points

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/450 points)

PHYSICAL THERAPY 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points

Enter a rift.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points

Find the incomplete area.

HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points

Finish the first level for each character.

FULL POCKETS 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.

JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points

Finish Mell's story.

RACE FOREVER 25 Points

Finish Fuzor's story.

SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.

THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points

Finish Naaij's story.

RACE TO THE END 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.

TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.

ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points

Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.

THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points

Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

Chibi Knight

Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/155 points)

Dragon-slayer 5 Points

Beat Island Beast

Chibi-mage 10 Points

Get all 4 spells

Furball-slayer 10 Points

Beat Canyon Beast

Demon-slayer 25 Points

Defeat Demon Beast

Worthy-chibi 25 Points

Defeat all 3 knights

Speed-runner 25 Points

Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Grinder 50 Points

Level up everything to level 8

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Depict1

Medals Earned: 5/10 (170/275 points)

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

DN8

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/250 points)

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Blood on your hands 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge

Job done 50 Points

Complete the game

You're the man 100 Points

Complete all the challenges

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Don't Catch the Herp!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/115 points)

No Red Sores 10 Points

Survive The Girl's clutches.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Give Me a Wet One 5 Points

Kiss The Girl.

Bar Hoppin' 10 Points

Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

Retro Pro 25 Points

Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

Pattern Recognition 50 Points

Get away without retrying.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 21/44 (155/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

EON

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)

PILGRIM 10 Points

Complete the entire first ring of levels.

JUDGE 10 Points

Rate 5 or more user levels.

EXPLORER 25 Points

Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.

JUNIOR 25 Points

Complete the first level under par in all three categories.

JURY 25 Points

Rate 50 or more user levels.

AMATEUR 50 Points

Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.

LEGEND 50 Points

Complete all three rings of levels.

PRO 50 Points

Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.

CHAMPION 100 Points

Complete all levels under par in all three categories.

EXECUTIONER 100 Points

Rate 100 or more user levels.